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I think the fact that I don’t believe in superstitions is bringing me bad luck.
O facto de eu não acreditar em superstições está a dar-me azar.
MaisTo shave or not to shave, would say Shakespeare while smoothing his whiskers.
Raspar ou não raspar, diria Shakespeare ao alisar o seu bigode.
MaisWouldn’t it be nice if lying would make you fat? You would lie a lot less, even if only to keep fit.
Mentir engorda. Era bom que fosse verdade, mentiríamos muito menos.
MaisSome count sheep to go to sleep. I count my many scars.
Enquanto uns contam carneiros para dormir, eu conto as minhas cicatrizes.
MaisWhale shark
Whale sharks eat mostly plankton and, as they are the World’s largest fish, they eat a lot, but I mean a lot of plankton. Did I say that they eat mostly plankton? Well, I was about to be it’s second favorite dish, if the diver hadn’t pull my leg, and ruined my selfie with […]
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